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The Top 10 Cracked Posts Everyone Went Nuts Over Last Week
Sometimes all you want is a big, creamy bowl of badassery.
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The 6 Stupidest-Looking Animals On The Face Of The Earth
For proof that Mother Nature goes on the occasional Jagermeister-and-Robitussin bender while designing next year's animal models, look no further than these species.
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- By E. Reid Ross
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6 Things I Learned Having My Penis Surgically Removed
Alex woke up from the surgery without cancer, but also without a penis. We sat down with him to ask about losing an enormous (metaphorically) part of his body.
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- By Anonymous, Evan V. Symon
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6 Ways To Make Money Off The Internet (If You're An Asshole)
The Internet has changed the world of commerce, presenting us with a whole universe of amazing opportunities to make money ... provided you're a jackass.
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- By Adam Wears
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6 Things I Learned Owning A 'Haunted House' On Reality TV
Ghost-hunting reality shows are super hot right now. You know what else they are? So full of shit that their eyes have turned brown.
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- By Anonymous, Evan V. Symon
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Our Mistakes Kill You: 5 Lessons Of An ADT Alarm Technician
Something has always seemed a bit off with those ADT ads, so we talked to someone who worked behind the scenes at the company
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- By Anonymous, Ryan Menezes
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6 Video Games That Accidentally Make You The Bad Guy
A good game will convince you that's really you galloping across meadows. Or, you know, just being a colossal dick for no reason.
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- By Cedric Voets
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5 Movie Stars Who Demanded Hilariously Insane Plot Changes
Some stars have ended up changing the way a movie or show turned out not because of any artistic vision, but through ridiculous demands.
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- By E. Reid Ross
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6 Drug Busts That Went Embarrassingly Wrong
There's one thing no one has considered: Drugs might just be smarter than us.
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- By Blair Dodge
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6 Hilarious Ways Science Is Tackling Serious Issues
Scientists look for ways to liven up their daily grind just as much as the rest of us.
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- By Mark Hill
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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (5/26)
No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every important headline while maintaining their sanity.
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- By Ted E.
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6 Brilliant Clues Hidden In The Background Of TV Shows
We're betting most of you didn't catch any of these the first time around.
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- By Adam Wears, Amanda Mannen, Chris Radomile, Carolyn Burke
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5 Beloved Disney Movies Based On R-Rated Stories
Old-timey storytellers apparently didn't write fairy tales for kids -- they wrote them to keep jaded serial killers entertained while waiting on death row.
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- By Jillian Karger
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The 10 Cracked Posts Everyone Was Talking About 5/24 Edition
This week we saw revenge, deceit, imbalance, sociopathy - and the everlasting, heartwarming goodness of a WWE legend.
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The 5 Actual Happiest Places On Earth
Cynicism is easy to come by when literally any combination of words punched into a search engine reveals twisted pornography and creative racism. But optimism takes work. And we decided to work.
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- By Ivan Farkas, Alyssa Feller
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