Cracked Archive
6 Horrifying Endings That 'True Story' Movies Left Out
Nothing more romantic than being kidnapped and dying young.
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- By Alyssa Feller
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- 510
10 Cracked Posts Everyone Went Nuts Over Last Week - 11/29
We like our history like we like our video games - violent and full of secrets.
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- By Cracked Writers
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- 25
Unspoken Backstories For Huge Characters
Coma the Doof Warrior's mother would be so proud of him.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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- 334
6 Language Tricks Your Brain Falls For Every Time
Finally, an answer as to why Bob from accounting is doing so much better than you.
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- By XJ Selman
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- 470
5 Evil Plants We Should Probably Get Rid Of
Every part of the manchineel tree has been designed by Mother Nature to kill humans in the most horrifying ways possible.
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- By Matthew Moffitt
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- 420
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9 Things Readers Hate About Cracked (Explained)
With such favorites as: 'Why is content so political all of the sudden? Is it because your organization is a big evil pile of turd?'
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- By Jason Pargin
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- 2021
6 Space Projects That Will Guarantee Aliens Will Hate Us
What will Earth look like to you, a benevolent extraterrestrial emperor? The answer is 'A planet full of Darth Vaders hopped up on bath salts.'
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- By E. Reid Ross
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- 319
6 Shockingly Dumb Reasons People Invented Famous Characters
It turns out horrific inhuman monstrosities are way easier to draw than horses.
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- By B.T. Doran
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- 304
The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (11/24)
A quick look at the news should make you thankful that you're not currently running and screaming from some disaster or another.
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- By Ted E., T. S. Obiech
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- 629
The 6 Most Badass Secret Spy Missions America Got Away With
Sometimes stealing a helicopter is as simple as swooping in at night and taking it while no one is looking. Seriously.
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- By Michael Hossey
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- 190
6 Man-Made Things You Totally Thought Were 'Natural'
Hold on to your learnin' hats, because almost everything that we traditionally file in the 'natural' folder has been tampered with well beyond recognition.
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- By Ivan Farkas, Ryan Menezes
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- 677
6 Shockingly Outdated Problems The US Legal System Won't Fix
We blame John Grisham and Law & Order for why so many bafflingly archaic flaws still exist in our laws, courtrooms, and prisons.
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- By Natalie Vail
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- 1112
10 Cracked Posts Everyone Went Nuts Over Last Week - 11/22
Dragons and terrorists and cats! Oh my...
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- By Cracked Writers
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- 8
6 WTF Star Wars Moments (You Totally Forgot Happened)
NPR turned R2-D2 into a cold-blooded murderer with C-3PO as his culpable witness.
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- By JM McNab
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- 268
6 Super Valuable Pieces Of Crap Hiding In People's Homes
There are some lucky bastards out there whose accidental discoveries made their entire lives. The best part? They didn't even have to leave their own homes.
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- By Abraham Mireles, Laura H
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- 203