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Charting Patriotism By the Stupidity of Your Fireworks
You've got to lose a few fingers to earn this country.
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- By Matt Gallagher
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- 261
Why You've Never Heard Of The Greatest Sport Ever Invented
Give us the roughest, toughest athlete you can think of. He would be soiling himself if he had to play this game.
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- By Rob Sylvester
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- 498
6 Beloved 80s Toys With Bizarrely Horrifying Origin Stories
When faced with new rules for advertising their products, toy makers opted to take their characters to strange and dark places.
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- By Alexia Franklin
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- 531
The 7 Stages of Not Doing the Dishes [CHART]
The worse it gets, the lazier you get, and it only gets worse.
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- By Sarah Wood
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- 314
10 Movies That Famous People Don't Want You to See
It turns out there are a whole bunch of movies that the stars have been trying to hide from everyone, mainly because they're afraid someone will make fun of them. But that's OK, because that's what we're here for.
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- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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5 Movie Fan Theories That Make More Sense Than the Movie
There is a thriving culture of fan theories that flood the Internet in anticipation of every show, movie or book. Those theories are wrong approximately 100 percent of the time, but sometimes the fan theory is far more coherent and satisfying than what the writers actually came up with.
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- By C. Coville, Kevin Bell, J.F. Sargent
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The 6 Most Wildly Irresponsible Publicity Stunts in History
Amazing how easy it is for publicity "stunts" to get people hurt.
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- By Evan V. Symon
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6 Bizarre Incidents that Prove God Hates Sports
Many people only become sports fans when things go horribly wrong. This article is for them.
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- By Robert Evans
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A Successful Career Path: Then Vs. Now [Chart]
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- By Dr. Gentleman
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- 286
5 Ways Your Telecom Company is Screwing You
FYI: Many of the annoying things your cellphone provider does happen behind the scenes, and you'll never find it spelled out on your bill.
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- By M. Asher Cantrell
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Cracked Round-Up: Hacker Drama Edition
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- By CRACKED Staff
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6 Shocking Ways Robots Are Already Becoming Human
Did you know you can engineer a soul?Scientists have already gotten a running start at it with these six robots that are treading all over the formerly exclusive domain of mankind.
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- By Eric A., Karl Smallwood, Dennis Hong
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5 Crazy Street Performers (Who Happened to be Geniuses)
The guys on this list aren't your run-of-the-mill bums who've decided to take up an instrument to help with their panhandling. These are the guys with acts superior to what you're likely to see on a stage.
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- By Dustin Koski
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- 490
9 Traumatizing Moments from Classic Kids Movies
Allow us to once more explore the moments from kids' movies that left many a child traumatized.
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- By Jacopo della Quercia
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8 Filthy Jokes Hidden in Ancient Works of Art
No matter how far back you go, dick jokes have been the driving force behind mankind's sense of humor. Even ancient figures and civilizations we tend to think of as wise and dignified weren't shy about whipping out some solid boner jokes, even when creating works of art for royalty.
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- By Tom Lagana
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- 580