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6 Important Things You Didn't Know We're Running Out Of
There are resources other than oil that are key to running to society. And we're running out of them. So much so we might end up killing our neighbors to get a hold of them.
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- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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Online Stalking: How to Google Your Way Out of Love [CHART]
The most common form of online creepiness.
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- By Stephen Cook
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How Jay-Z's Face Determines His Album's Success
There's a few things we've noticed about Jay-Z: he likes doing weird stuff with his hands, he's probably addicted to cigars, and people don't like his face.
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- By Kristi Harrison, Caleb Wrobel
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7 Movies That Ignored World Changing Discoveries
Writing movies is hard -- we try to point that out in every article like this. And occasionally, the writer will write his characters into a corner, where they can be rescued only by some new science, device or technology. Once they're out of the jam, the tech is usually immediately forgotten. The problem is, sometimes the device itself should have
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- By Rohan Ramakrishnan
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The 7 Most Terrifying Sex Toys Ever Patented
We've found seven people with the ego, the balls and the terrifying machinery to shout, 'Everyone in the world was boning wrong before I came along!'
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- By Luke McKinney
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CRACKED ROUND-UP: We Do Not Sell Cocaine, Edition
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- By CRACKED Staff
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20 Funny Movies That Take a Minute (Total) To Watch: Part 4
5 Second films should be nominated for tiny Oscars.
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- By Brian Firenzi
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How to Combine Two Wrongs to Make a Profit [COMIC]
Synergy is more commonly known as an energy drink from Holland.
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- By Scott Meyer
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Oscar Nominee Venn Diagram: Weirdly Specific Similarities
this year the Academy seemed to go for movies about a few bizarrely specific topics ...
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- By The Furlinator
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5 Personality Flaws That Science Will Cure in Our Lifetime
At least half of the bad people in the world avoid trying to change because they insist nothing is their fault. It's all due to their childhood, or their genes -- their temper, their weight, their bad habits -- all of it is outside of their control. It's bullshit, right? Well ... not entirely.
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- By Dennis Hong
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The 7 Most Stupidly Overpowered Hunting Weapons
Hunting: It is an age-old dance. It is a sacred covenant between the predator and the prey ... and the guy bristling with a half-dozen giant cannons and sporting only the most advanced cloaking technology.
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- By CRACKED Staff, Danny Vittore
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6 Beloved Organizations (Started For Terrifying Reasons)
It's remarkable how some of these groups have changed with the times to become pillars of the community, despite some ugliness in their origin stories.
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- By Kristi Harrison
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5 Reasons Riding a Bike Is The Most Humiliating Exercise
Little kids learn how to ride bikes before they learn how to tie their shoes -- which is way more dangerous than it sounds after reading this article.
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- By Christina H
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The 6 Most Epic Escapes Across Hostile Territory
If you aren't currently living in a country occupied by a hostile army, you can't really imagine what it's like knowing that trying to leave home means getting your head blown off. But when people want out badly enough, they find a way. And those ways are absolutely amazing.
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- By Tony Pilgram, Cornelius Appin
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6 Awards That Would Actually Make The Oscars Worth Watching
Apparently, some of the greatest moments ever captured on film haven't gotten so much as a validated parking ticket from the Academy.
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- By Jacopo della Quercia
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