Cracked Archive
How to Get Ridiculously Old, According to the People Who’ve Done It
I hope you like smoking
Larry the Bar Fly Had to Die to Make ‘The Simpsons’ Relevant Again
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- By Keegan Kelly
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5 People Who Got Sued for Being Themselves
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Four People Who Won Elections From Jail
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- By Amanda Mannen
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A ROUNDUP OF INTERVIEWS, DEEP DIVES, & TRIVIA
Nathan Fielder Says Emma Stone Is Great at Comedy Because She’s ‘Near Un-Offendable’
The ‘Curse’ co-stars discussed their unlikely partnership and Stone’s supposed objection to Jimmy Kimmel’s jokes
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- By Keegan Kelly
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These Are Ray Romano’s Three Favorite Episodes of ‘Everyone Loves Raymond’
No episode is perfect, but Romano thinks these three came close
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- By Matt Solomon
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Rob Schneider Pivots From Cancel Culture Comedy to His Other Shtick
After driving away the anti-woke crowd with his holiday gala meltdown, Schneider will try to win them back with some old-fashioned Christian entertainment
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Roseanne Barr Almost Starred in ‘Married… With Children’
And she would have had babies with screaming Sam Kinison
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- By Matt Solomon
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I Would Feed My Right Hand to A Gator to Stop Adam Sandler From Making ‘Happy Gilmore 2’
An alligator ended Chubbs Peterson’s golf aspirations — could it close down Sandler’s sequel dreams, too?
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Isn’t It Weird to Add Celebrities to a Game Where They Get Shot?
Wow, I just took out my favorite singer with a headshot
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- By Eli Yudin
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Everything That Isn’t A Cockroach That Can Also Survive A Nuclear Bomb
Turns out, there’ll be a whole lot of insects tanking a nuke
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- By Eli Yudin
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Several Injured During Filming of New Eddie Murphy Comedy
‘It was a completely freak accident’
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- By Matt Solomon
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5 Evolutionary Advantages We’re Trashing With Our Grooming Habits
We’re covered in various hairs for a reason
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- By Eli Yudin
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Drew Carey Really Wants You to Know About His Orgasmic Phish Experience
You’re going to need a cigarette after this one
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- By Matt Solomon
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Jerry Seinfeld’s Post-‘Seinfeld’ Legacy Will Come Down to a Crappy Breakfast Pastry
With ‘Unfrosted,’ Seinfeld seeks his first great creative project since splitting up with Larry David
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- By Keegan Kelly
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