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5 Complaints About Modern Life (That Are Statistically B.S.)
As much as we like to joke about the sorry state of the world, the facts really don't back us up.
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- By Mark M., M. Asher Cantrell
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2554 Linkstorm 2.28.11: Other Oscar Awards and Surprise Nominations
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- By Fitzgerald Smith
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5 Sidekicks Who Got Screwed By History
Here are some real-life sidekicks who, for one reason or another, got shafted by history.
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- By CK Fernando
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Advertising: Harder Than It Looks [COMIC]
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- By Jonathan Wojcik
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The Hard Hitting Questions Asked by Club DJs [CHART]
In the 80s, we had Def Leppard asking us if we looked in the mirror when we made love. In the 90s we had C&C Music Factory telling us they were going to make us sweat. And somehow, we've gotten worse from there ...
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- By John Ray
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CRACKED ROUND-UP: Amateur Boxing Edition
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- By CRACKED Staff
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Green Lantern vs. Green Hornet: Telling Them Apart [CHART]
So far, 2011 has been a very good year for things with the first name Green, and a somewhat confusing year for the rest of us.
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- By metallicfire
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6 Plot Threads Famous Movies Forgot to Resolve
Writing a movie is hard work, and when all is said and done, there are always going to be a few small subplots that get ignored in the third act. But sometimes a filmmaker forgets an important plot thread. And by that, we mean something way more important than the main plot.
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- By Joe Oliveto, Nick Slawicz
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The 7 Most Ridiculous Movie Character Overreactions
People in movies often wind up making grossly illogical and often utterly insane choices purely to spice things up. These are the characters who probably should have taken a moment to think things over.
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- By Fitzgerald Smith
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How to Build the Most Exciting Amusement Park Ever [COMIC]
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- By Scott Meyer
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5 Reasons 'Gymkata' Is The Funniest Movie of the 80s
In the '80s your special skill would save the day no matter how ridiculous it was, and skills don't come more ridiculous than male gymnastics.
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- By Luke McKinney
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6 Pieces of Music That Mean The Opposite of What You Think
If you're like most Cracked readers, you own an extensive collection of classical music that you listen to during one of your daily top hat parties or afternoon pipe appraisal sessions. This article isn't for you.
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- By Geoffrey Cubbage
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17 Images That Will Ruin Your Childhood
It's always good to take a moment and take a look at our chilhood icons through adult eyes. OK, maybe 'good' isn't the word for it ...
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- By Jason Pargin
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5 Wildly Popular Car Modifications That Must Be Stopped
I became a junior member of the rice rocket club and I'm dealing with my guilt by pointing out much more ridiculous rice rockets in a desperate bid to prove I'm still cool.
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- By Christina H
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Apple: Hype vs. Reality [CHART]
It's starting to seem like every year around this time, everyone starts talking about an upcoming release from Apple. This year is no different, though things seem somehow quieter this time around ...
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- By metallicfire
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