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The Two Ways to Get Your Views Heard at G20
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- By Matt Gallagher
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- 83
6 Laws That Were Great On Paper (And Insane Everywhere Else)
Sometimes, the most well-intentioned of laws can backfire like a poorly maintained Pinto, spraying equal parts hilarity and tragedy all over the place.
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- By Robin O'Lachlan, Dave Easton
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- 956
'Plus Sized' Clothes: Translating the Baffling Euphemisms
I am not exactly morbidly obese, but I am fat enough to worry about things that fat people worry about, like clothes. The world has not wanted to see fat people naked since the Renaissance, so we are pretty much forced by our fascist society to wear SOMETHING.
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- By Christina H
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- 1033
The 7 Most WTF Origins of Iconic Pop Culture Franchises
Name your favorite Rocky sequel. Ours is Predator.
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- By Jacopo della Quercia
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- 702
6 Slacker Behaviors That Science Says Are Good For You
Sorry guys, watching porn still deosn't make you a love machine.
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- By Jack Mendoza
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- 825
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The 7 Most Baffling Products Ever Released By Famous Brands
Some celebrities drastically misjudge their demographic and we wind up with releases of classical Renaissance ballads as sung by Brock Lesnar or a line of fur coats sponsored by Moby.
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- By Cole Gamble
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- 550
The Sadness of Toy Story Measured in Tears [CHART]
Stop it Pixar.
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- By Tim Babb
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- 477
6 Objective Reasons The US Army Should Invade BP
Turns out BP and COBRA have a lot more in common than an all-capped name.
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- By Luke McKinney
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- 708
Cracked Round-Up: Road Trip Edition
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- By CRACKED Staff
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- 14
6 Iconic Movie Leaders (Who Aren't Fit To Lead A Parade)
More often than not, the plan of straight-up kicking ass does not make you a great leader. Sending someone to bone your mom doesn't either.
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- By Rohan Ramakrishnan
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- 778
6 Insane True Stories Behind The Stage Names of Celebrities
A person's Hollywood career pretty much banks on their name. Some of these stories, though, are just downright ridiculous.
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- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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- 671
8 Real Grade Schools That Went Completely Insane
We know teaching is hard and salute our teachers on the frontlines. The ones who aren't insane at least.
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- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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- 1463
7 Classic Disney Movies Based On R-Rated Stories
We can understand watering down a story to make it child-appropriate, but Disney didn't have any business adapting these tales in the first place.
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- By Claire G.
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- 1515
The 10 Most Important Things They Didn't Teach You In School
When Cracked finally opens its line of private schools, you're kids won't graduate without having learned these essential skills.
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- By Jason Pargin
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- 2793
7 Incredible Ways Sports Improved (And Even Saved) Lives
Seriously, sports can save your life in a whole bunch of unexpected ways. Don't believe us? Read on.
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- By Philip Moon
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- 511