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The 5 Worst Deaths Written for Great Characters (And Why)

Occasionally you see a character die in an abrupt, pointless way that seemed to have been written in as an afterthought, or even in such an undignified way that you suspect the writers included it as a 'screw you' to the actor. Well, there's a reason for that.

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My Ill-Fated Attempt to Save a 'Suicide Girl'

I rescued a young girl from the toxic oil slick of internet pornography, cleaned her like a tiny otter and allowed her to sleep in my guest room for a night. And just like the otter, she was wild, incapable of underst

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