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5 Animals That Are Terrifyingly Hard to Kill
These are Mother Nature's last line of defense when Cracked rages its war against her. We are totally boned.
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- By Shelby Fero
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- 871
6 Depraved Sexual Fetishes That Are Older Than You Think
The Internet showed the world how sick and depraved the human race truly is. Turns out our ancestors outdid us in that department also.
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- By Nathan Reed
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- 669
6 Things Men Do to Get Laid That Science Says Turn Women Off
Your very existence completely mortifies women.
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- By Kathy Benjamin
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'The Skulls': A 10 Year Old Movie That's Already Baffling
YEAR 2000 TRADEMARKS: -Concerns elderly rich perverts in robes (see: Eyes Wide Shut, The Ninth Gate) -Disc sold as "Collector's Edition" -Stars of two WB dramas (Popular and Dawson's Creek) -Spawned numerous straight-to-DVD sequels (see: Bring it On, Wild Things, American Pie)
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- By Pat Cassels
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- 104
The 6 Biggest Badasses Who Lived As The Opposite Sex
These people lived their entire lives as the oppossite sex, mostly because the people around them were complete idiots.
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- By Christina H
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- 474
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Cracked Round-Up: Out of Booze Edition
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- By CRACKED Staff
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The 5 Miserable VFX Jobs That Make Movies Possible
Several steps down the ladder from the guys who get all of the (very little) glory, you have an army of peons whose job descriptions seem to have been created as part of some cruel psychological experiment.
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- By Christina H
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- 413
The 6 Most Baffling Things Every TV Ad Assumes Are True
Apparently only women eat yogurt and every bodily excriment is blue. Thanks, advertisers!
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- By Soren Bowie
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- 921
6 Spectacularly Bad Ideas From History's Greatest Geniuses
The modern world as we know it was shaped by the minds of geniuses. But the same outside the box thinking that gave us our great innovations also gave them some truly ridiculous ideas.
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- By Cole Gamble
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- 451
The 7 Most Insane True Stories of Neighbors from Hell
You have never truly felt the black flames of the Neighborhood Inferno until you've lived in close proximity to one of these balls of skullduggery.
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- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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The 17 Most Unintentionally Hilarious Propaganda Posters
Propaganda is invaluable at teaching two timeless lessons: Your government thinks you're stupid, and when faced with unreasonable expectations, some people will lose their shit in hilarious ways.
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- By Jacopo della Quercia
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The Creepiest Part of Sex With Tiger Woods [COMIC]
The one sexual anecdote Tiger Woods' people have been able to keep quiet.
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- By Space Avalanche
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- 108
6 Reasons Assholes Are Healthier (According to Science)
That asshole rageaholic who you thought was a heart attack just waiting to happen? He'll be jogging on your grave.
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- By Philip Moon
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- 474
When Superman Is Bored [COMIC]
What Superman gets up to on a particularly boring day.
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- By Fatawesome .com
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- 165
The 5 Creepiest Unsolved Crimes Nobody Can Explain: Update
There are unsolved crimes, and then there are the kind of creepy,
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- By Evan Kasindorf
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- 1473