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5 Economic Collapses More Ridiculous Than This One
History is full of economic idiocy, and here are five economic collapses that make 2010 feel like the Renaissance.
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- By Matthew Hayden
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Cracked Round-Up: Liberal Media Edition
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- By CRACKED Staff
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5 Movies That Were One Flaw Away From Being Classics
Today we're going to fix some of cinema's most notable films, blockbusters, satires, even erotic thrillers -- all with the careful application of one simple choice.
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- By Bobby "Fatboy" Roberts
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6 Soldiers Who Survived Shit That Would Kill a Terminator
The next time grandpa starts talking about how far he had to walk in the snow to school, tell him about these badasses.
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- By Paul K Pickett
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Oh Canada: Exploring America's Majestic, Pointless Neighbor
O Canada! Even your anthem begins with a sigh of pity. Over the past two weeks I have watched your Olympic athletes wave from podiums, winning medals in moguls and speed skating but never in attractiveness.
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- By Soren Bowie
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7 Actors Typecast in Bizarrely Specific Roles
Some actors unwittingly take the same role they've played previously. Whether it be a lack of range or a casaulity loop, the similarities are uncanny.
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- By Greg Welsh
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When You Give Money to an Honest Bum [COMIC]
Maybe the most misguided, yet shockingly honest, bum in bum history.
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- By Matt Barrs
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5 Reasons The Founding Fathers Were Kind Of Dicks
Today's teabaggers are douchebags, sure. But they didn't have anything on our Founding Fathers.
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- By Lola C.
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The TLC Experiment: Just How Dumb is The Learning Channel?
I would watch the Learning Channel for 5 days and, in the process, learn everything there is to know. About everything.
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- By Ian Fortey
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6 Coincidences You Won't Believe Actually Happened: Update
Look, if you dig deep enough everything is an amazing coincidence. But even cynics like us have to admit these are downright freaky.
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- By Jacopo della Quercia
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7 Insanely Dangerous Reboots of Popular Sports
Step one to improving your sport of choice: add a motorized vehicle.
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- By Matthew Hayden
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5 Ways to Enjoy Terrible Winter Olympic Events
In the event that you're one of the five people watching the Winter Olympics, here's what you can be doing again.
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- By Adam Tod Brown
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Cracked Round-Up: Controversial Claims Edition
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- By CRACKED Staff
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5 Things The Media Loves Pretending Are News
Can you blame a news outlet for using shortcuts and falling into the same old mistakes and cliches over and over again, just to fill space? Yes, absolutely.
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- By Nick Coffin
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The 6 Most Badass Robots (Invented Before Electricity)
You might think that robots are strictly a 20th century invention, but you'd be sorely mistaken: At the same time that the human race thought stomach aches were just tiny, enchanted dwarfs casting hunger spells, a few brilliant souls (possibly aliens) were actually building full functional robots.
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- By Christian Ames
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- 197