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5 Things You Use Every Day That Are Getting Awesome Upgrades
These are all either experimental or still too expensive, but they give us a glimpse of how some of the little things in life could be a hell of a lot better in the near future.
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- By CRACKED Staff, Chris Montague
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How to Help Pick a Baby Name [COMIC]
The only thing worse than an ironic T-Shirt is an ironic baby name.
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- By Scott Meyer
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- 157
9 Major Stories Everyone Got Wrong This Year
The biggest stories that the media and the internet got the most wrong in 2010.
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- By Daniel O'Brien, Robert Brockway, Jack O'Brien, Kristi Harrison, Jason Pargin
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A History of Pop Culture's Obsession with Human/Cat Hybrids
It didn't start with Avatar. Humans have been obsessed with the idea of combining humans and cats into a new fictional creature for as long as written records exist.
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- By Christina H
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5 Real Deleted Bible Scenes In Which Jesus Kicks Some Ass
What would Jesus do? Whatever the hell he wants to, apparently.
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- By Brian Thompson, CRACKED Staff
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6 Animals Humanity Accidentally Made Way Scarier
They're coming for us, and it's our own damn fault.
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- By C. Coville
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How to Choose a Nickname [COMIC]
And how to make someone else regret their own.
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- By Scott Meyer
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- 135
Where Aren't They Now? 13 Overlooked Deaths of 2010
While the Gary Colemans and the Corey Haims hogged the posthumous limelight, we think there were a few others who deserve a little recognition as well, Cracked-style.
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- By Lisa Skye
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- 450
5 Reasons Anyone Could Defeat the CIA in the Bourne Trilogy
You can inject new life into virtually any film or franchise by watching it again, only this time rooting for the bad guys. Really think through the scenario from their angle, and try to break down how they go about taking on the hero. More often than not, you'll find yourself scratching your head, or outright screaming at the screen.
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- By David Christopher Bell
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We Declare War on Christmas: Merry Crackedmas Eve Eve Eve
Watch out Santa. Watch out Rudolph. Crackedmas is coming to town.
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- By CRACKED Staff
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- 208
CRACKED ROUND-UP: Christmas Edition!
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- By CRACKED Staff
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The 6 Most Terrifying Work Commutes in the World
No matter how bad you think your commute is, there's always someone who has it worse. Here's six of them.
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- By Rohan Ramakrishnan
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- 526
5 Creepy Christmas Traditions from Around the World
Everyone has different Christmas traditions: Some of us decorate trees, some of us drink egg-nog, some of us eat fruitcake, and some of us cover ourselves in feces, threaten to murder our children, and foster racism in their hearts.
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- By Thomas Calnan
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- 533
5 Silver Linings Now That Your Flight Has Been Delayed
With the skies growing more crowded every year, and the airlines losing their sense of shame every day, flight delays have gone from being a rare event to a reliable nuisance for anyone who chooses to travel by air.
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- By Chris Bucholz
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- 137
6 Heroic Movie Deaths That Could Have Been Easily Avoided
While selfless sacrifices are cool on the big screen, a lot of heroes could've been saved if the writer stopped to ask if death was really necessary.
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- By Diana McCallum
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- 1379