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6 'Brilliant' Movie Scientists (Who Suck At Their Job)
Take a look at some of the most brilliant scientists in movie history and you find a bunch of guys who should never have been allowed near a Bunsen burner.
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- By Rohan Ramakrishnan
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5 Reasons You Secretly Want a Zombie Apocalypse
Why is everyone eager for a world devoid of life, but full of the undead? We think we have an idea.
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- By James Davidson
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5 Ridiculous Ancient Beliefs (That Thrive on the Internet)
It turns out the world witches and warlocks are all on the Internet. You too can cast spells upon your enemies. All it takes is a mouse-click and a "reasonable fee."
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- By Mark M.
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The Only Way to REALLY Kill Two Birds With One Stone
The violent origins of some folksy wisdom ....
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- By Fatawesome .com
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7 Dogs That Accomplished More Than We Ever Will
Despite having a lifespan shorter than an average Mazda 626, some dogs have managed to accomplish more than most of us could ever hope to.
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- By Bjorn Karhunen
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Cracked Round-Up: Rainy Day Edition
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- By CRACKED Staff
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5 Awesome Cases of The Internet Owning The Mainstream Media
The little guy has been increasingly making huge media companies his prison-wench thanks to the two most dangerous things in existence: Boredom and knowing how to use the internet.
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- By Robert Brockway
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7 Vampires Around the World Worse Than The Ones In Twilight
It seems like every culture on Earth has some version of the vampire. And, believe it or not, they're all worse than the sparkling kind.
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- By Jonathan Wojcik
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6 Horrifying Ways to Improve Your Sex Life
How far will men go to enhance their package? To awful, horrifying lengths.
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- By Susan H.
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5 Great Things You Didn't Know Came from Horrific Tragedies
Great things not only happen despite horrible disasters, but often because of them. Or, as the Japanese say, the most beautiful flowers grow only in the shit of Godzilla.
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- By Henry Stennett
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The Informant! Is Not As Bad As The Ads Want You to Believe
The only slot you can easily fit the film into is 'Best Scott Bakula movie.' Farewell and adieu, Necessary Roughness, you had a good run at the top.
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- By Bobby "Fatboy" Roberts
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5 Ways To Hack Your Brain Into Awesomeness
There are probably secrets the brain simply doesn't want us to know. But by no means should that stop us from tinkering around in there, using somewhat questionable and possibly dangerous techniques to make our brains do what we want.
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- By Joe DB
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6 Insane Dog Behaviors Explained by Evolution
much of what dogs do is so bizarre and unfathomable that you can't help but wonder what the hell they're thinking. Turns out they have their reasons. Weird, disgusting reasons.
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- By Sam Cooper
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At Home With Robert De Niro [COMIC]
A true method actor always takes the job home with him...
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- By Winston Rowntree
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Cracked Round-Up: We Wore Pants For This One
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- By CRACKED Staff
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- 8