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Classic: The 9 Most Badass Bible Verses

If the Bible had been written by King Leonidas and the rest of the Spartans from '300', it would probably read pretty much the same as it does now. It turns out, the Bible is already chock full of ass kicking. Here are the verses that make us want to take to the streets and put some unbelievers to the sword.

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