Everything on the wood and steel that makes you lose your lunch.
Some time ago, some guy thought it'd be fun to have wheeled carts flying down tracks. It'd be like sledding, only minus the bitter wetness and ball freezing cold of winter. Little did he know, these tracks would create a natural adrenaline rush that would be good for the body and mind. So, it's getting high without getting high, and paying $100 to do it.
You know deep inside, you're not surprised.
Roller coasters have a vast amount of fans that go along with it, like Halo and My Little Pony. As such, coaster enthuiasts make it their job to whore as much as possible, riding the tallest of the all, to kidnapping small childern to ride Sprocket Rocket.
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Many people gaze on the fact that with such great forces and speed, these bloody things must be dangerous. Which leads into...
This is a safety sign:
These signs are required by law to be in front of every entrance to every ride in every park at every waking moment. These are safety sign, with guidelines for riding and information about the ride, such as:
What is most times missed is the last part, where as if you enter the ride, you do agree to all safety, health, and legal warnings. What is not well know is that 98% of all accidents are caused by riders, not the ride. What makes it funny as all hell is when people who have their 17 year old son get decapitated by Batman try to sue the park.
The legal arguement is that he's the goddamn batman
All that beside, roller coaster are a fun outlet and a natural stress relief. So go out, have a great time, bring some friends. They'll enjoy it when you vomit halfway through the ride.
See? Just like drinking!