Victoria Beckham
She's posh, you see. She went to a private school. So she's snooty, you see. She never smiles. She just pouts. Since she's posh, you see.
Just The Facts
- Best friends with Katie Holmes.
- Does not like to emote.
- Unaware of her husband's homosexual tendencies.
- Also unaware of Tom Cruise's homosexual tendencies.
- Unaware of Tom Cruise's homosexual tendencies for her husband.
All About Victoria.
As the least likeable and interesting member of the immensely popular girl group The Spice Girl, Posh Spice had money, but no friends. She needed something interesting to happen to her, to elevate her beyond a pedestrian record breaking girl group. So she hitches up with David Beckam, footballer extraordinaire. A media frenzy ensues, Victoria Adams becomes intersting, as Victoria Beckam.
After the Spice Girls broke up, she tried to stay relevant releasing 3 albums and 5 singles that no one heard.
In 2004, reports surfaced that David beckam was doing this woman,cheating on Posh.
Becks reportedly high fived everyone he met during his walk of shame back from her apartment.
In 2006, NBC greenlit a one hour special detailing Posh's migration to America titled "Victoria Beckham: Coming to America". Subsequently NBC executives migrated to Mexico in embarassment.
In recent years, Posh hasn't done anything significant other than warm benches at LA Galaxy matches. Her hobbies include comparing husband penis sizes with Katie Holmes, eating as little as possible and perfecting this look.
