Political Scandals
If you're a politician, it's just a matter of time before you get caught with your pants down and/or hand out. To save you the anxiety of figuring out what to tell the public, we've made a helpful chart to walk you through the process.
Political Scandal Spousal Decision Maker
Staying together for the kids might seem like the noble option, but let's be honest, it's really just more punishing than setting the cheating bastard free to chase more tail. If you take back a man who publically admitted to screwing around on national television, you pretty much have him by the balls for the rest of his life. "Honey, where are my clean shirts?" "I have no idea. Why don't you ask your WHORE?" "I'll just... go buy more shirts."
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Who the hell is surprised that politicians get embroiled in these scandals? They lie for a living, they cheat the system, they steal your money. Dirty crooks!
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Well I didn't know it was the same until I clicked on it. The name is different.
Ah, well the picture is the same. That's why I noticed it anyway.
Why are we doing this topic twice? It was under a different front page name before, but otherwise it's exactly the same. Am I the only one smart enough to notice?
ReplyTrue, if Bill Clinton had just said, "Hey, I like slutty girls with big asses! Can you blame me?" he'd have saved himself a lot of trouble.
ReplyI would vote for a person who had the balls to state, at the start of the controversy, "Damn right I tapped that ass!!"
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