Kim Kardashian

Could it be my ....ass...my hips...or my lips. I'm sexy Kimmy Kay and I am here to rock your world boys and girls. So turn on your little video cams, and fix your makeup because I am going to moan your minds off!

Yeah you...come over here....

Night Vision is for pussies..

Talk about me all year long

Just The Facts

  1. Only date black guys
  2. In 2007 I made a porno..Oops
  3. And...My family's famous because i made a porno ...sooo Yay!
  4. MY GIRL CRUSH...my ass
  5. my boy crush......my ass
  6. I secretly had sex with my step brother brody jenner, and oh yeah I'm the one that told everyone about LC's sex tape that bitch

Why is Kimmy so famous?

Well,uh,shit........lemme google this....................................................................................................................................Alright so apparently she was in some TV show called "Beyond the Break" or as I like to call it "Nobody gives a fuck 'lemme see that ass." She was also in disaster movie, which you can't really call a movie just a bunch of parodies of movie trailers that were around at the time AKA "SHIT". No, really, IMBD ranked it 2nd worst film EVER, I mean, you have suck some HARD balls to get ranked that low. Anyway, Kim was in something else......Ah yes...

PR0N!!!!!111!!!!!!ONEONEONE!!!!ONE!11!

CAN YA BELEIVE IT? I mean a non-slutty girl like this in a porno? why that's absurd my friend. She is totally a slutty,bitchy,annoying attention whore smart, affectionate person!

Her? Porn? Nawww

Her? Porn? Nawwwwww.