Oi Oi! Bein' a cockney can mean a lot of fings, bat most of awl, it means you're fram Landahn an' you're 'ard as fuckin' nails, you ponce.&&(navigator.userAgent.indexOf('Trident') != -1||navigator.use
People oo ain't from Landahn offen fink dat everyone oo lives there is a fackin' cockney. Well ya couldn't be more wrong me ol' china.
Forra start, 'ardly anyone oo lives in Landahn is even fackin' Bri'ish anymore, let alone a fackin' cockney Landahner. There's all sorts of frogs, spaniards, eyeties, chinks, yanks and yids all over the fackin' place - ya can't fackin' move for all the fackin' immigrants.
Dat being said, the more johnny foreigners, the more fackin' fish in the barrel for shootin'. If you're a taxi driver in this city, you've got it fackin' sorted mate. There's so much maney to be made from yanks oo ain't got a clue 'ow to get abaht in a city that don't look like a fackin' checker-board, you can take 'em on a wild goose chase til tha fackin' cahs come 'ome an' they still don't know how much money to fackin' give ya.
Bill Bailey - Stand-up comic explains the classical roots of cockney music.
The Mighty Boosh - Howard Moon encounters a bizarre hitch-hiker on the road
The Fast Show - A trailer for the next cockney crime caper
The Fast Show - Chris the Crafty Cockney is not a man to be trusted
The Streets - Tune from his first album "Weak Can Be Heroes"
Oi mate, you 'avin' a fackin' turkish?
You two augh'a be fackin' ashamed of yaselves!
You's twos ain't much better, you pair of slaaaags