Blobfish

It's a fish best known for being ugly.

What matters is that you're beautiful inside.
What matters is that you're beautiful inside.

Just The Facts

  1. It's scientific name is Psychrolutes marcidus. We, being non-scientists, prefer the usual "What the fuck is that shit?" to refer to it.
  2. Instead of hunting, it simply eats whatever floats in front of it, making it the equivalent of a human couch potato.
  3. Being both lazy and ugly, we suppose it doesn't get laid much.

Cracked on Blobfish

What happens when you cross the comic book guy from The Simpsons with a horrible-looking fish? Hint: We’re talking about it now.

 

A blobfish, but you probably figured that out already.

They live in very deep waters off the coast of Australia and Tasmania, which is why people rarely observe it in their natural habitat. This is probably a good thing.

Youtube on Blobfish

When we said ugly, we meant ugly. In fact, we are not the only ones saying it. Here we present to you, the always intelligent and voiced-by-reason Youtube commenters:

 

 

 

"Looks like mashed potatoes.. With a face.."
 
"..it's just a fish that looks like little old sad grandpas"
 
"behold the world's most miserable looking creature"
 
"that thing looks just like my teacher"
 
 
Now, now, that last comment was probably a bit harsh.