Jackie Chan Injuries
Whenever Robert Downey Jr. makes a movie, you hear about how tough he is to insure. Well, Jackie Chan is actually un-insurable, since according to most probability-calculating programs he's already died forty-seven times.
Jackie Chan: The Real Captain America
Screw Steve Rogers, the real testament to modern medical technology is Jackie Chan. He's suffered more damage than the Normandy beaches and continues to prove that every problem in the world, from nunchaku wielding thugs to hilarious ethnic misunderstandings, can be solved by beating people with folding chairs and comically hitting yourself in the head.
jackie chan is my favorite actor... i had no idea he was a former porn star but that doesn't make me feel any different... if anything it interest me more now.
Replyi loved the part about the vase
ReplyJackie Chan forever!
Replyapparently, Jackie Chan doesn't speak english that well, and has to use phonetics cards during movies.
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ReplyHa! Tit kicked.
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ReplyHey, Jackie has the same neck traction device that I have!
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Replyexactly he is just awesome
Chan is one of my favorite hollywood stars. It's really sad to heard about his injury. womens health
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oh my frigging god its alive
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don't forget about all the injuries he could've gotten it Jackie Chan Adventures weren't just a cartoon to watch while waiting for the next show to come on
ReplyJackie Chan actually suffered a fractured rib that resulted in eternal bleeding when attempting to beat the Awful out of that show. Let's just say the Awful didn't fare as well [why do you think it didn't dare show it's face for a season 6?].
Chan owns some of my favorite movies (Shanghai Noon, The Tuxedo) and while there are some of Chan's movies i thought were shit(The Medallion, The Forbidden Kingdom), they were much less s**t when he was in them.
ReplyChan's the man
ReplyShould have added that after breaking his ankle in Rumble in the Bronx during the hovercraft scene, there was still a lot of filming left to do so he wore a rubber shoe over his foot cast. The man is a beast. His autobiography is a really good read, the man has certainly lived a crazy life
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ReplyGetting clipped by that helicopter was bug nuts, he was hanging off a building at the time if I recall.
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ReplyDid they draw in a crudely pixelated penis sliding down Jackie's esophagus?
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