John Cheese posts an article detailing how to determine if a person is a douche. The barrage that ensues includes countless comments, death threats, and ultimately even a blog about how upset the douches are they can be identified now.
The first in a series of points that I am going to make here includes the fact that Cracked is a free site. Free. Meaning five fingered discount. Meaning taking a newspaper at Starbucks and feeling slightly guilty completing the crosswords while taking a dump in their bathroom later. I mean, five dollar coffee should come with a free newspaper anyways, right?
So the fact that these readers are even remotely upset that their accounts have been banned seems childish.
Even if your account was banned, you could just sign up for another account. Are you worried about all your internet friends not recognizing your screen name? Your fame on this site shouldn't matter, I'm sure the clever points that come effortlessly out your mouth are dripping intelligence and subtle humor. Wow, fanboy81 didn't recognize me! Oh no! My life is over!
I should probably go make a meme now to make myself feel better...
People are upset that John Cheese has accused them of having sex with Children. If I accuse you of smelling funny are you going to get upset? Probably not. UNLESS YOU SMELL FUNNY. I'm starting to think all of you maybe are doing things with kids. That's wrong. Sick.
Anyways, nobody here EVER calls anyone else on Cracked bad names. Ever. Shame on John.