Brett Schinkman

Brett Schinkman is an up and coming actor from humble Ontario origins. He is always working to bring you the best anything you've ever seen anybody do, and you won't be forgetting this handsome young man any time soon.

You can't say no to that goofy, lovable smile.

Just The Facts

  1. Schinkman is Canadian, and as illustrated by more successful Cracked writers, Canadian is good.
  2. Schinkman actually writes as well as acting, you'd be surprised how he'll blow you away with his smouldering use of the English language.
  3. Schinkman is not afraid of shameless self-promotion.

Schinkman: The Early Years

Brett Schinkman was born in Kitchener, Ontario, back in the golden age of 1994. He grew up in a small town, with the simple goal of not being the worst Canadian to ever exist. Alienated by his peers, but sometimes not, Schinkman knew it was only a matter of time until he found his true place in life.

McDonald's (His true place in life)