My Brief Yet Intense Love Affair With The Porn Spam Bot.

My yahoo account hates me.

Just The Facts

  1. No names have been changed for the sake of the privacy of the involved parties
  2. We have not spoken since.
  3. I miss her sooo much

Love Is Like A Forgotten Sock Behind The Mattress

Barbie rosella (8:26 AM): soo you busy?

Alan (8:26 AM): depends.

Alan (8:26 AM): how can i help you

Barbie rosella (8:26 AM): hi sweeti

Barbie rosella (8:26 AM): i hope you want to chat with a horny girl today...

Alan (8:26 AM): ...

Barbie rosella (8:26 AM): i am a little busy right now, just got a new laptop trying to set my cam up..

Alan (8:26 AM): ah, be still my beating heart, you tempt me so.

Barbie rosella (8:27 AM): i have a fetish for being on camera

Alan (8:27 AM): why must our love be but a passing phase, you tempt the boundries of our affair with your wild and untameable drive for the dickings!

Barbie rosella (8:27 AM): you can watch my webcam but you're not a kid right??

Barbie rosella (8:27 AM): k ..well im gonna show you ..k?

Alan (8:27 AM): why must we endure such trials and tribulation of seperation?!?!?

you torture me with your wild and decadent ways Barbie Rosella!

Alan (8:27 AM): I long for the days that we can be together in that little house on the hill we talked about, you with the kids and me tending to the years crop. Oh the peace and serenity we would share

Barbie rosella (8:27 AM): 24/f/Houston

Alan (8:28 AM): ah but alas

Barbie rosella (8:28 AM): if you cum watch me i'll do whatever you want me to do... fill out your info, its free k?

Alan (8:28 AM): My dreams of a simple life hold no interest to your obviously classy life style. You could never settle down with a man like myself.

Barbie rosella (8:28 AM): i use this site to play on cause i don't want to be recorded!...this site doesn't allow people to record my cam! just click the yellow JOIN FREE button at the top of the page ;p

Barbie rosella (8:28 AM): credit card is just to verify your age, u get in for free thru my cam session invite since I'm a premium member, but u need to verify babe just click the yellow JOIN FREE button at the top of the page

Alan (8:28 AM): oh

Barbie rosella (8:29 AM): let me know if you need any help logging in..i'm gonna slip into something nice for you..k?

Alan (8:29 AM): well in that case i wait with bated breath for your next message

Alan (8:29 AM): please consider my offer Barbie Rosella, i can see a life with you!

Barbie rosella (8:29 AM): im the girl in the main video that loads

Alan (8:29 AM): dont keep me in suspense

Barbie rosella (8:29 AM): k

Alan (8:29 AM): let our love be shouted from the roof tops

Barbie rosella (8:29 AM):are u in babe??

Barbie rosella (8:29 AM): k

Alan (8:30 AM): let the fire that is our passion burn a hole through the cosmos!

Alan (8:30 AM): we will unite as one and the universe will see the glory that is the intense and intimate glory that is we.

Alan (8:30 AM): yes

Alan (8:31 AM): oh god yes

Alan (8:31 AM): let the funeral pyre burn with the heat of a thousand supernovas!

Alan (8:31 AM): for love is now known by one name and one name only!

Alan (8:31 AM): Barbie rosella.

Alan (8:31 AM): you are my world!

Barbie Rosella has signed off.

Alan (8:33 AM): PORQUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!