The Avengers

The Avengers (as a comic) debuted in 1963. Having gone through many writers and lineup changes, the Avengers started to to evolve into a series of films. Now, The Avengers are everywhere...&&(navigator

.In the buildup to the movie, they did not bother to explain villainous pasts or a little bit about unthawing...

The classic logo...

If you assembled everyone.. it would take some time.,,,

Just The Facts

  1. The original line-up of the Avengers consisted of the Hulk, Ant-Man, Iron Man, Thor, and the Wasp
  2. Capatin America was literally thawed out in order to join the team.
  3. Moost people have forgotten that Avengers such as Hawkeye, Scarlet Witch, and Quicksilver were all originally used as villains of the group that became reformed.

Iron Man (founding member)

Tony Stark has a long enough history to where he was originally envisioned as being captured during the Korean War.

By the time of the release of the first Avengers comic, Stark had managed to tack on a bit of bling...

The most popular armor though tends to either be the classic red/yellow msdonalds selection or the red/silver I don't have anything really witty to say about it selection.

Tony Stark himself is a billionaire...

As well as a playboy....

And well... a drunk....

Naturally, Iron Man had to be based on someone real....

The Lightning God (Thor) (Founding Member)

Thor was developed as a comic book character for Marvel Comics. He wound up looking like a cross between a disco dancer, one of the village people, and a well endowed member of the Hitler Youth...

Of course, Thor is based on an actual Norse God (as actual as a Norse God can be)... who originally was praised for his fiery red )not blonde) locks...

Interestingly enough, the original Thor once crossed dressed in myth but never actually became a woman like his Marvel counterpart....

Or ever actually magically shamed into being a FROG like his Marvel counterpart....

OK, so the Frog of Thunder did not last very long. At any rate, the Thor of the original comic book series had been trapped in the body of the lame Dr. Donald Blake...

Blake was lame because Odin decided he needed to learn humility. On a travel to his Norse homeland, Blake struck his walking stick in a cave which he learned was actually the ancient Hammer Mjolnir ....

Which could only be picked up by .... Well anyone worthy....

Its a pretty select....well.... you know club....

Banished to our realm with occassional hall passes back to Asgard.. one thing is for sure...

Thine Protector and God of Thuinder will always be well... prettty hot...

That was a Film based on the Incredible Hulk series... having trouble remembering the title ... something like Do It To Me You Nasty Hulkster...

Sorry...wrong Hulkster...

Here's the man money shot from the recent Marvel Movie extravaganza you are scrolling down for....

Hulk (original member)

The Hulk is actually brillaint nuclear scientist Bruce Banner. The soft spot in his heart for roadside hippie Rick Jones led him to the center of a gamma ray bomb test... which turned him into THE INCREDIBLE HULK!!!!

Yeah... we gotta fire this image guy...can we have the original Incredible Hulk please... you know with the buildup and whatnot....

Yeah he started out gray in the beginning but thank goodness, the Hulk settled down to one consistent image that we all know and love...

And Hulk / Buce Banner is always played by that one actor we all know and love....

The Hulk was given a movie in 2003 which was directed by Ang Lee who knew very little about the Hulk but seemed to have a better grasp of gay cowboys....

Hulk like pretty cowboys......

Hulk need save pretty cowboys....

Meet Rick Jones.... heterosexual...

Totally not gay... ..... OK WE DON'T FOLLOW THE GUY AROUND ALL THE TIME... OK???

Pretty......

There was also a movie in 2008 called The Incredible Hulk not to be confused with the 1970's series The Incredible Hulk...every though they had the same name and theme music. The 2008 version was also definitively NOT a sequel to the 2003 movie. We are not entirely sure if it has anything to do with the 2012 movie (the Avengers) but definately will not have anything to do with the proposed NEW Hulk movie starring The Avengers Hulk in 2015. Confused? So are we. Here's what we know. The 2008 and 2003 movies BOTH grossed between 130-140 million domestically, so its a safe bet that the 2015 movie will gross abut 135 million. The 2008 movie starred a guy who once played a character who played another character called Smoochy.

Captain America (thawed non original member)

Captain America was created by the legendary team of Joe Simon and Jack Kirby to kick Adolp Hitler's ass a full year BEFORE America entered World War 2. Thats just how a Simon/Kirby creation rolls...

TAKE THAT NATIONAL SOCIALISM AND EVERY ONE OF YOUR KRYPTOIAN ATOMIC SUPERMEN!!!

At the end of the war, the sentinel of American freedom was frozen for later generations....

Really? Please get it right this time...

You really think this is funny don't you? Try again....

All I want is Captain Friggin America shown frozen in ics... is that too much to ask. Its a simple Google search. You look for Captain America on Ice and weed out any images that are actual adult beverage... please try again...

That was LAST WEEKS request... would you like to show YOURSELF to the crowd funny guy?

Last time we hire a self described...stinker... ok... Captain America on ice...please....

AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!!!

Time heals all wounds and makes you forget things like your new heart and soul is actually a hepped up drug abuser and government test subject...

Who actually quit his gig more than once...

And no one wants to mention that first movie that went straight to bootleg video in some areas....

Starring no kidding....

The son of JD Salinger....

There was finally a movie plan in place with a real director.... who did real movies....

And make a rare period piece bloackbuster...

Starring some guy Marvel fnas should not be able to pick out of a crowd....

If you don't think about it....he never will....

Throw in filler hotties....

As well as someone who has some REAL CASH....

As well as a director who can only be described as possessed of REAL VISION... and just an artistic... OK he dreamed of this....

And finally, the Avengers have the success they have deserved for decades with the highest grossing opening weekend in the HISTORY of CINEMA... someithing about vengeful demigods, Samuel L. Jackson, and aliens... but hey... It wasn't called JOHN CARTER.