Weezy
Just The Facts
- Lil Wayne is indeed little, but is much taller than he was in the past.
- Starred in "Sister Act" and currently co-hosts"The View"
- He as probably been arrested for possession today.
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Lil' Wayne is a popular rap artist, who goes by the nickname Weezy, due to his debilitating asthma. After four diarrhea albums, the second one the most liquidy, he hit it big with "The Carter II" and "The Carter III." "Lollipop," a song about his penis, won the Grammy for the best rap song in 2008. His late rise to fame can be explained using chart 11-A. Today, he is considered "cool" or "keen" as they say, but he may be stretching his fame too much, a precursor to his looming insignificance (see picture 37-B).
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His tattoos on his face have been rumored to be Birdman's cum, but they are not, so stop saying that. They are a memorial to his fallen friends. The tattoo tear is filled when the friends death is avenged, and, well, Weezy needs a little more practice with his gun (See Equation 964-A).
In his spare time, Lil Wayne smokes pot. Otherwise, he is drinking "purple drank," a mixture of cough syrup, sprite, and hard candy. Despite his sugar/weed/codeine highs, he manages to find his way to the studio to work on future albums. He is currently working on "Rebirth", a pop rock album, which omg makes total sense, since the majority of his fan base are white female teenagers awyway. The "Carter IV" is projected to be released in 2009, as well as collaborations with every alive, unretired rapper.
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OMFG that chart explains everything, imma use that
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