The Green Lantern
If you don't believe Hollywood has ran out of good ideas for big screen adaptations of superheroes ...How bout a Green Lantern Movie!!!! Really? What's next? The Wonder Twins, Jan & Zana perhaps...
Just The Facts
- Truly creative writers must be extinct because Hollywood keep resurrecting the dead.
- Wearing Sandy Duncans hand me down green tights for the lead role must pay well.
- Casting problems & Numerous pointless script rewrites plague this turd already.
Please, Stop making endless retarded movies about kinda SuperMen in Tights.....
You would think that at some point that common sense would kick in. But then again...Maybe not. ....
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This was actually released & some how it made money.....
Nothing will make the executive types who run the major studios think about something other than the quick buck or how they can keep drowning us in the same old thing...A endless cookie cutter movie mill churning out a new Superhero movie every 6 months...
Between DC & Marvel using most of their A-list material over the last 30 years, Licensing all their lower tiers is really a no-brainer. Go watch The SwampThing if you doubt me. Don't even get me started thinking of all the countless Video Games Crap Movies.....
Big Screen franchises like :Superman, Batman, Catwoman, Supergirl, X-men, Hulk, Wolverine, Watchmen, Punisher...ad nauseum....Hell, 300 was first a graphic novel...But at least the capes they wore was more or less based on real events.

Even the idea of Ryan Reynolds dressed in green tights & acting masculine has epic fail written all over it.






The hell? How is this article even up? I search to see if a GL topics page has been made, and all I find is a 12 year old with hemorrhoids complaining about a character he's never even heard of.
ReplyThis butthurt guy probably have never heard of Green Lantern before.
ReplyIt's sad that many innocents died on 9/11, at Fort Hood, in Iraq, Afghanistan, and elsewhere due to poverty, and this guy get to stay alive and write this article.
This has no funny, and no information. It should be purged.
Replyseriously, go on /b/ to whine about your problems. Cracked is a site for humor.
ReplyWhere's the joke?
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