The Bourne Ultimatum was a great piece of literature. The movie was an action based blockbuster that doesn't deserve to wipe Robert Ludlums ass after he shits gold bricks filled with awesome.&&(naviga
If you're reading this you probably know someone who is 50. If you're fifty or older, Congratulations, you figured out how to use the internet. When you're fifty, you'd be lucky to be able to complete a 10k marathon. Especially if you had a family and smoked. That's right, Jason Bourne was a smoker. He was like James Bond but without all the STD's and impractical gadgets.
007 Could never figure this one out
How many 50 year old do you know that can simultaneously take on the mob, the KGB, and the world's best hitman?
The Exception that proves the rule
Imagine you had a mortal enemy who killed your brother, threatened your family, has tried to kill you and everyone you work with several times. You have to take some special care in killing someone like that. Shooting him in the head isn't enough.
Even this isn't crazy enough
In true espionage fashion, Bourne tracks him to the KGB training ground and after something resembling that funhouse scene from The Man with the Golden Gun, tricks him into entering an escape tunnel. Bourne then sets off a security protocol causing bulletproof glass to come down on both sides of the tunnel while it fills with water. Jason Bourne watches the guy drown in a tunnel while pounding on the glass giving him a death leer.
Have you ever met someone so badass that just being near them made you yearn to kill a terrorist with a toothpick? If you ever meet Jason Bourne, you'll know what that's like. (You won't. However, if you turn off the lights and say his name into a mirror three times, a bullet wound appears in your head.)
Jason has so much badass that he can't contain it in his mortal body. His badass rubbed off on everyone. His psychologist was kidnapped by the mafia. He distracted the goon who was holding him hostage in a speeding car and made them crash at high speeds. His wife escapes government protection and has her own crazy sidestory. In other words, he's got metal gonads that oxidize all the others around it.
She knows what I'm talking about