Soul Food: The number one killer of black americans over the age of 'just being born.'
is fucking delicious. I mean, look at this shit! http://media.onsugar.com/files/ons1/192/1922195/27_2009/58501716387be5b8_sf.jpg
Soul food, also known as the real reason why white people like cracker barrel, is known for its delcious, destructive properties. Men have been known to fight to the death over the last piece of cobbler and women have been arrested on infiltrating the blackmarket with cornbread, a vile food that has been described as "more addicting and more pleasurable than methamphetamine." The effects of soul food have even reached the top of the United States government, infiltrating the heart of former president Bill Clinton. Terrorists in the 1990s, (soul food chefs) were charged with deliberately making their food for Clinton. Since fried chicken has natural hallucinogenic properties, those who were found out to be catering for Clinton were charged with treason.
The characteristics of soul food are simple, yet deadly. You start out with fresh, healthy ingredients and you SMOTHER WITH LARD, BUTTER AND SALT UNTIL YOU DIE!!