T-shirt Ad Girls

T-Shirt Ads marketed to men likely have attractive girls wearing them for the same reason they advertise beer with attractive women instead of fat women with liver cirrhosis.

Where T-Shirt Ad Girls are found

T-shirt ad girls are advertised on websites all across the internet. They seem to appear to share certain characteristics. Two characteristics, in fact. Two bouncy, juicy, perky characteristics.

We're talking about boobs.




It's clear why companies advertise this way, as if the t-shirt manufacturers began advertising with the people who actually buy these shirts,


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they would be more likely to resemble pasty antisocial men who forgot to shave that morning because they were too busy masturbating. Likely because the people who buy these shirts ARE pasty antisocial men who forgot to shave that morning because they were too busy masturbating. More importantly, they don't have boobs.

Advertising with boobs has a long and colorful history of making somewhat crappy products like Evony or Katy Perry's musical career more successful than they should be. But that is not this article.

T-shirt ad girls' self-esteem can be found on the self-esteem scale right in between hand models and girls with no boobs. When your skill level involves having boobs while holding still long enough to have your picture taken, but not long enough to flash us, it's time to give up your aspirations of being featured on the cover of a Girls Gone Wild video and just wear the damn ironic t-shirt.




I finally get it!