We've all heard them. Blonde jokes. They are incredibly popular (especially with people with a negative iq) but why are they so common?
Q. How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A. Shine a flashlight in their ear.
Q. How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
A. Wave to her.
Q. How do you kill a submarine full of blondes?
A. Knock on the door.
Q. How do you drown a blonde?
A. Attach a scratch 'n' sniff sticker to the bottom of a pool.
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the bottle of orange juice for two hours?
A. Because it said 'concentrate' on it.
Q. How do you keep a blonde amused for hours?
A. Give her a piece of paper with P.T.O. written on both sides.
Q. How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
A. By throwing it off a cliff.
Q. How do you know a blonde's having a bad day?
A. Her tampon's behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.
Q. What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A. Pull out the pin and throw it back.
Q. How do you know if a blonde has been using the dishwasher?
A. It's clogged with paper plates.
Q. Why do blondes wear hoop earrings?
A. So they've got somewhere to rest their legs.
Q. Why do blondes prefer convertibles?
A. So they can stretch their legs.
Q. What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A. Her ankles.
Q. What is a blonde's version of safe sax?
A. When she locks the car door.
Q. Why is a blonde like a shotgun?
A. Give them a cock and they're ready to blow.
Q. Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
A. It's not bright, but it's cheap and spreads easily.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and The Titanic?
A: They know how many men went down on The Titanic.
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and the Atlantic?
A. There are fewer crabs in the Atlantic.
I believe that there are so many blonde jokes because blonde is a common hair color, and you generally know a lot of blonde people (at least in Causcasian-dominated parts of the world). At least one of the blonde people you know will not be very clever, so if you hear one of these jokes it is partially relevant to you. However, blonde generally isn't the most common hair color so a majority of people can still make these jokes. Also, a lot of blonde actresses in movies are cast a stereotypical dumb blondes, which will increase the prominence of this stereotype. As to the easy blonde stereotype, I think this may be partly due to another stereotype that blondes rely more on their looks than their intelligence through life, so the easy blonde stereotype jumps on the proverbial bandwagon.