Just The Facts

  1. The technical definition of Paranoia is "Baseless or excessive suspicion of the motives of others.".......duh

So you think your paranoid....

Well, more than likely you are....yes, the black helicopters are following You and only YOU....and they are shooting brain scrambling microwaves at you RIGHT NOW!....donn your Armadillo Helmet POSTE HASTE!!!! That was definitely a car door slamming in your driveway right outside your fucking HOUSE! The local cops are on to you, and will be arriving shortly...and yes, your refrigerator has been programmed to emit a frequency specifically designed to make you twitch uncontrollably...and don't even get me started on the 1997 Ford F-150 that repeatedly drives at a low rate of speed past your house 15 times a day...they are scanning your dwelling for "red flag" "Eschalon"..."420"...and "Reptilians" hunker down and prepare for a full blown anxiety attack every time you hear a siren, cause they are coming for you...and FAST!!!!!!