Shaun White

His last name speaks for himself

Holy Shit! It's carrot top's high school yearbook picture!

MY EYES!!!! OH, MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!

Just The Facts

  1. His Last name is "White"
  2. He is surrounded by snow, which is white and only makes him whiter
  3. He is trying to look gangster
  4. He is white

Who Gives a Shit?

I know nothing about Shaun White. All I know is that he has red hair and he snowboards. I think he has a videogame or something retarded like that. Like we don't have enough video games out there.

(Oh, and he looks like a douchebag. I mean Cmon, look at him)