R. Kelly

Robert Sylvester Kelly (born January 8, 1967) better known by his street name, R. Kelly is one of the worlds most prolific sexual offenders

Artists impression if R.Kelly had a musical career

Police Mug-shot taken at the local fire department due to water damage at police station

Taking the Art out or Rap Artist

Just The Facts

  1. Just loves packaging foam
  2. This fact was raped by R Kelly.
  3. Signature date rape chemical is Ether .
  4. Following may not be 100% accurate.


R. Kelly was a famous basketball player.... or something like that, who later became one of the best know rapists, voyeurs, and child predators of all time.

In June 2002, Kelly was indicted in Chicago for 21 counts of having sex with a minor. However, just like OJ and Michael Jackson before him, because of his black skin the judge was lenient, and turned him loose onto the streets.

During a memorable interview to FOX news channel "The O'Rielly Factor" Robert said the following statement: "All of a sudden you're like the Bin Laden of America. Osama Bin Laden is the only one that knows what I'm going through"

Little did he realise that a studio audience poll conducted showed that 52% of the audience would prefer Bin Laden to baby sit their children.

R. Kelly in his private time was know to listen to music, and some say he aspired to be a famous rapper and singer someday, for now, we will not know what has become of Robert Kelly.

We can all pray for our children's safety until he is caught again.

Or he realeases another album

Stevie Wonder will break your nose if you cover anymore of his songs