Asians are the most misunderstood people in America. Mainly because of our broken English.
Are you a non-Asian but you are dating or married to an Asian Man and you're having trouble keeping him happy? Well here are the basic needs that must be met so that your Asian Man is always on your side.
1. HE NEEDS RICE: Rice is very important to Asians without a daily intake of at least 1 cup of rice per meal per day your Asian Man may experience chronic diarrhea, migraines, and/or temporary blindness.
NOM NOM NOM!!!
2. Sexy Time: Asian Men are hornier than a bushel of barnacles in lukewarm water. He will need to quell all this sexual tension with at least 24 hrs of sexy time per week.
Thanks for the sex
3. Belly Massage: All that rice and ferocious humpage churns up and Asian man's stomach contents. Gas builds in there stomachs causing discomfort. Rub his belly clockwise to help ease out the gas. PLEASE WHERE A BREATHING APPARATUS ASIAN MEN HAVE SMELLY RICE FARTS.
Those white girls are about to get a rude awakening