Underaged Drinking

Kids grow up so fast these days, and after a long day of not working, or paying taxes, or coming to terms with their encroaching mortality, nothing relaxes today's youth like a bit of underage drinking.

Now that we're both drunk, sex and happiness is surely inevitable!
Now that we're both drunk, sex and happiness is surely inevitable!

Just The Facts

  1. For better or worse (mostly worse) kids have been Underage Drinking since Underage Drinking laws were invented.
  2. Underage Drinking can range from sneaking some beer at a grown up party, to violently throwing up on a strange boys crotch behind the shops.
  3. Underage Drinking is a gateway activity to Underage Everything Else.

Nothing like a depressant to liven things up...

For many of us booze is the sweet, sweet lubricant that helps us through the rough anal sex that is our daily lives. A Dis-inhibitor, mild anesthetic and rejuvenating calorie shot, alcohol can make an exhausted proletariate shculb feel like an equal among kings for a brief and shining moment. None of the irritancy of cocaine, none of the cliquishness of weed; booze is the drug of choice for the sociable man or lady looking to make a friend of the world. Right up until you systematically piss yourself and punch your dad.