Paula Abdul

Paula Abdul is the crazy girl judge from American Idol, the Musician who stole our hearts when she sang with a rapping cartoon cat in the early 1990's.

This is the woman I wanted to marry at 3 years old.
This is the woman I wanted to marry at 3 years old.
The four gross stereotypical Talent Reality Show hosts (counterclockwise from the top): the I'm not gay host, the token black guy, the crazy girl and the shrew British man
The four gross stereotypical Talent Reality Show hosts (counterclockwise from the top): the I'm not gay host, the token black guy, the crazy girl and the shrew British man

Just The Facts

  1. Paula was a LA Lakers Girl recruited by the Jacksons, in the period when they started a basketball team, when that didn't pan out she became Janet's Choreographer.
  2. She is a host of American Idol, like you didn't know that already!
  3. She had a Reality Show follow her around for the gayest American television network, Bravo.

My lovesession

When I was two or three years old and the only thing on my tv was The Simpsons, Nickelodeon, Pee-Wee's Playhouse and Saturday Morning Cartoons I happened to change the channel to MTV by accident and discover this gorgeous veluptious woman singing about how she had fallen in love with a cartoon cat despite the fact that they were the opposite of each other because Opposites Attract, and in my awesome sense of wisdom (what wisdom does a three year old have?) she was singing right to me. My journey with Paula ended up reaching fever pitch when in the early nineties I saw Color Me Badd and Paula Abdul in the Memorial Auditorium in Buffalo, NY.