The History Of Porn

The Christians complain there's too much of it... Well guess what? They invented it!

Basic Porn Nowadays

Basic Porn Thenadays

Just The Facts

  1. Porn has existed since the age of Egyptians
  2. Rome, The Vatican, and various parts of Europe were where a majority was actually made
  3. Granted back then, when it was made, it was painted, not filmed

The Rise of Smut (Wonderful, Wonderful Smut)

Today, when anyone hears the word the porn, our initial thoughts lead to things like "our favorite websites", or "Famous Pornstars", or "Grannysex", but way back when, Circa Egyptian Era, basic engravings on the walls would be considered the earliest form to ever exist. Fact is, when Pompeii was uncovered, tons and tons "so called art" was unearthed. That's right folks! Before 79 A.D., we had sex on another media, in this case: Tiles, statues, carvings, and glorious papyrus paper.

Statutory Rape, Anyone?

Throughout time, it would evolve even further.....

Take Off Your Top and be Happy (The Renaissance)

The Renaissance was the birth of culture as we know it, but with culture came

Hot!

Gratiutous!

Naked!

Goose-Wrangling?

Porn had evolved from drawing to paintings; wonderful paintings depicted basic activities done naked. Like Goose Wrangling.

The Victorian Age (The Original Playboy Playmates)

By the 19th Century, Photography had become more common.... so why not photographnude bodies? Because aroumd this age, it was deemed un-Christian. In 1857, it was criminalized in England. Why? Erectile Disfunction (- maybe). However, by 1890, photographed mpornography had grown in popularity... It also made something else grow. By the 20th century, short nude films were being made which turned out to be more adorable than pornographic, but due to some decency clauses, I am unable to post the glorious links. Instead, enjoy the original pornography...

Kinky Amish Beards and Housewives!

Modern Adult Culture (Your Erection and You).

By the 1960s, Pornos had started to go a little bit more mainstream. finally, full-length movies were being released in theaters whose seats were often sticky. If it hadn't been for past culture we'd never have...

Full Length Candle Fetish Vids

Full Length Automatronic Beastiality Fetish Videos

And Numerous Careers.