Otherwise known as "Who?" He was born and grew up in Ohio and went to school there. When he was 19 he moved to Cali and then to Hawaii in 2003. He splits time between Hawaii and San Francisco.
Well, though not much is known about the man we do know he enjoys sarcasm, easily misunderstood titles, vampire cats, sacreligious writing and sex. Chris has written 11 books to date, including the one that inspired this lovely drawing with the scythe. His Vampire trilogy, Bloodsucking Fiends, You Suck and Bite Me, while lacking the same manly, sparkling protagonists of Twilight, have slightly more interesting things such as giant, shaved vampire cats, blue hookers, Abby Normal and vampires who...drink blood! Gasp! Books also known for uncooked toast germs, drunk jesus hanging with a bunny and young jesus reviving lizards by putting them in his mouth.