Do you enjoy foul-tasting cheap alcoholic drinks that you don't remember consuming the next day? If you said yes, what the hell is wrong with you and also your drink of choice just might be a bum wine.
Bum wines or "low-end fortified wines" to the politically correct, are one of mankind's worst achievements. Usually retailing for less than three dollars a bottle, bum wines pretty much only appeal to the homeless and college students who dismiss their budding alcoholism as "partying." We here at Cracked aren't sure it qualifies as a party if it takes place alone on a Tuesday night in the middle of a semester when a paper is due the next morning at 8am, but to each their own. Nobody wins when you drink bum wines (except the greedy bum wine conglomerates) and doing so is tantamount to announcing your stupidity to the world. With that being said, through meticulous hands on research we here at Cracked have reviewed and ranked the bum wines for your entertainment and education. Enjoy!