Myspace
Myspace is a social networking site that lets 13 year old girls pretending to be 17 talk to 45 year olds pretenting to be 17.
Just The Facts
- Myspace has been active since 2003. Ah, the memories...
- It has roughly 100 million accounts. 20% of them underage girls and 80% of them undercover police officers.
- Number of online creepy people: 29,000. Watch your step.
The Basics of Myspace
Myspace's core operation revolves around you. Seriously. You have a single page to yourself, free to decorate however you choose. You also have the right to populate your page with "Your Interests" and "Hobbies" and "Crippling Emotional Problems". You are not alone on Myspace, as you can track down "Friends" to add to your "Friendlist". Eventually, you'll feel like talking. If telling complete strangers your innermost secrets is your kind of thing, then Myspace's blogging features will let you reveal your deepest secrets to some 18 year old frat boy from Wisconsin. Just don't come crying to me when he laughs at your Twilight fan fiction.
Even the kittens are laughing at you. My God, how bad is your fanfiction?
Short and sweet- kind of like that. But MySpace is also huge in networking for artists.
Reply"20% of them underage girls and 80% of them undercover police officers."
ReplyNow that you mention it, all the people who told me over and over again that I need to make a MySpace page were girls. And now that I mention it, why were all those girls talking to me? A very short topic page, and yet, it brings up many interesting (and mostly unrelated) points.
great potential for a kickass article, but waaaaaaay too short.
ReplyThis is the single worst topics page I have ever seen.
Replythen clearly you haven't read the WoW article
Lou dobbs' resignation. worst ever.