Michelle Vargas

Michelle Vargas uses the internet (youtube, tumblr, the rest of it) a lot. To what end? World Domination.

Monday. 8 am.

Just The Facts

  1. She once stole a llama from a young peruvian boy.
  2. She holds an interrogation camp for under privileged inner city kids once a year.
  3. Rumored to be Immortal. I mean she started the rumor when she was drunk and shouting "I AM THE HIGHLANDER! SUCK IT CONNERY" but it could still be true.

The Early Years

Not much is known about Michelle Vargas prior the year 1985. Most people believe this is because prior to that she didn't exist because she wasn't born.

I, on the other hand, believe that she was the lost Lindbergh baby who was cryogenicaly frozen by the government for nefarious reasons (world domination).

After that, I'm pretty sure she just went to school or something.

The Youtube Years

Along the way, she got picked up an accomplice. From whispered mutterings, her name is Grace.

They did stuff together, like this.

Left to her own devices though, she does stuff like this.

It's all very suspect.