Michelle Vargas uses the internet (youtube, tumblr, the rest of it) a lot. To what end? World Domination.
Not much is known about Michelle Vargas prior the year 1985. Most people believe this is because prior to that she didn't exist because she wasn't born.
I, on the other hand, believe that she was the lost Lindbergh baby who was cryogenicaly frozen by the government for nefarious reasons (world domination).
After that, I'm pretty sure she just went to school or something.
Along the way, she got picked up an accomplice. From whispered mutterings, her name is Grace.
They did stuff together, like this.
Left to her own devices though, she does stuff like this.
It's all very suspect.