Nancy Pelosi

The Speaker of the House of Representatives. A rare example of politics making sense. She never shuts up.

Shut. The. Fuck. Up!

Just The Facts

  1. Pelosi is proof that crazy is not constrained by political party.
  2. She was pretty hot when she was young. Sadly, those days are long gone
  3. She never shuts up.

Who is She?

Born to a typically hard working, industrious and well connected Italian-American family in the peaceful city of Baltimore.

Both her father and brother have been Mayor of Baltimore, meaning she is more used than most to the back room deals, kickbacks and general fuckery that is local politics, where he who talks loudest and fastest without actually saying anything gets the sweet jobs and praise.