The Kardashian Family

Kim Kardashian is famous for - uh - well, we aren't sure really. She parlayed that fame and her rather mixed family into a reality TV show. Reality being very relative.

KKK - TV style

Just The Facts

  1. Kim Kardashian is famous for her sex tape. Not that famous - have you seen it?
  2. Her family turn you into a devout believe in post natal abortion.
  3. Yes - we have finally found someone to bridge the gap between Paris Hilton and Tila Tequila

The Family - or Cast

The Parents

Robert Kardashian, a highly successful attorney. He is long dead, so rarely appears in the various shows.

Kriss Houghton Kardashian Jenner, the source of the family obsession with the letter K.

The Step Dad

Bruce Jenner, A man obsessed with himself and getting on TV on the back of his attractive step daughters - or maybe we should rephrase that


Nice arse, nice tits, nothing upstairs.