Arguably the greatest basketball player/worst gambler ever, Michael Jordan once dunked over Clifford the Big Red Dog, communism, and your mom.
First of all, if you think MJ's divorce was bad, don't: 10 Divorce Stories Too Strange To Make Up.
In addition, it's important to note that Michael Jordan's career, compared to the careers of many uber-superstars, was quite squeaky clean. This is evidenced by the Cracked.com article: 7 Great Sports Moments (That Might Have Been Fixed).
Wait, no. That doesn't prove our point at all. But it's important to take into account Jordan's off-field performance, filled with good deeds and not-at-all-containing moments where he awkwardly flirts with Kevin Bacon in an underwear commercial: The 5 Most Ridiculous March Madness Ads.
Err... Well... we're just oh-for-two, now, aren't we? The point is... Michael Jordan can play ball, and we'd definitely draft his Space Jam persona in the top 11 of all basketball movie characters: Mock Draft: The Top 11 Movie Basketball Players of All Time.
Or maybe not... This reeks of an Isiah Thomas conspiracy.
Had MJ contracted oral herpes, this magazine would be worth thousands.
Space Jam- Because in Space, No One Can Hear You Get Raped By a Bunny
Seriously, Michael, do you know how many times Charles Barkley has pissed there?