The Bermuda Triangle (also known as the Devil's Triangle) is a region in the western part of the North Atlantic Ocean. The Triangle's been blamed for making hundreds of planes and ships disappear.
The last thing humanity could ever need would be another boat related drama starring some former heartthrob which dredged the bottomless pit of teenie bopper angst. But like it or not, the Triangle has been held responsible for the disappearance of ships since 1750.
Because "Pirates of the Bermuda Triangle" was too cliche.
Did I mention that the Triangle's responsible for fucking over the War of 1812? The most notable ships to disappear included the General Gates, Hornet, Insurgent, Pickering, Wasp, Wildcat and Expervier, which carried the Peace Proposal which would have ended the war early.
The Bermuda Triangle ate my Peace Proposal.
I FEEL THE POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nobody knows what's up with the Triangle, only that for some reason people just like to disappear or get lost there. The area's attracted so much attention that it even prompted an Inquiry from the Coast Guard.
Triangle writers have used a number of supernatural concepts to explain the events. One explanation pins the blame on leftover technology from the mythical lost continent of Atlantis.
$10 bet that it's the Golden Penis of Power.
So what's up with the Triangle... no really. We know the Black Pearl isn't to blame and there's no such thing as a hole in the middle of the fucking ocean devouring everything.
The "Compass-that-doesn't-point-north, but-instead-points-to-what-you-desire-the-most" was probably the brainchild of some guy who showed up empty handed to his girlfriend's birthday with nothing more than his broken boyscout compass.
The explanation is simple (and really completely retarded).