Diapers, also called Pampers, poo bags, bladder Band-Aids, or genital holsters, are a globally recognized method of bladder control.
Is it an undergarment? Is it a toilet? Who can be sure?
In today's world, not everyone has time to relieve themselves. Diapers offer children and adults the flexibility of not having to find a bathroom when the potty fairy strikes.
The Rock has signed a three-picture deal to portray the Potty Fairy in an upcoming trilogy.
Whether you're hitting the clubs or just kicking back around the house, cloth, disposable, and the new Victoria Secret G-string diapers, provide the protection of having a Port-a-Potty strapped to your keister but maintain the sleekness of not having a Port-a-Potty strapped to your keister.
This combination of usefulness and versatility, has made diapers less of a necessary waste catcher for non-toilet trained infants, and more a stylish accessory of the incontinent and continent alike.
An incontinent wearing a diaper:
A continent wearing a diaper:
And do you think South America has a bladder control issue? Yeah right.
Having diaper rash is like having herpes. All the fun you've had wearing the diaper has been ruined and you may never get to wear a diaper again. Unless you lie to your next diaper and say you don't have diaper rash and that disgusting discoloration and scaling is just a side effect of how aroused you are to be putting a diaper on.
The face of diaper rash...and probably herpes too.