Goosebumps

Goosebumps was a book series made by the acid addict R.L. Stine.

How can you not bow down to the awesomeness of this

Just The Facts

  1. If you never read goosebumps as a kid, you live a sad and sheltered life.
  2. If you got scared by these books, your a 40 year old faggot who sucks his dads cock.
  3. The awesomeness of these books is almost that of chuck norris stature.

The Uprising.

The first series was the absolute best fucking books for kids ever. EVER. The series featured 64 books all released in the 90s, I seriously wonder what kind of crack he was on but whatever it is he certainly did a good fucking job at writing these amazazazing, the books featured ghosts, vampires, aliens who eat fatasses, werewolves, scarecrows, a chuckie knockoff, time travel, green slime that grew bigger as it ate things, an evil mutant, an evil demon infested camp, creepy lizards, an evil death mask that takes over your soul, just to name a few.