Got a neck brace from decades of headbanging? Are those long black locks now wispy grey with a bald patch? Can't see your belt buckle due to your over-hanging beer gut?
Well old-school metal fans, this page is for you.
Just The Facts
- Heavy Metal music has been around since the late 1960s.
- This means that a metal fan who was 15 years old in 1970, is now over 56.
- As Homer Simpson quite aptly put it, "In the old days I used to rock and roll all night and party every day...then it was every other day.....Now I'm lucky to find half an hour a week in which to get funky!".
101 ways you know you've been an 'Old School' Heavy Metal fan for too long...
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