Kevin Costner

Kevin Costner was a vaguely important actor during the 90s.

Just The Facts

  1. Actor, Director, Oscar Winner.
  2. Table, Chair, Park Bench
  3. Kevin Costner once played Hide & Seek in a forest and went missing for 3 weeks

Cracked on Kevin Costner

Kevin Costner has built a career on doing alright movies. He has also come near destroying his career by doing movies that are not just terrible, but usually 3 hours worth of "what the fuck is this shit?" yawn fests.

This is not helped by the fact that Costner's acting method is reminiscent of a man who's family were all struck dead with Head-Exploding Syndrome ten years prior and who has since never been able to string together more than a few words.

This was mistakenly considered to be 'subtle acting' by many, and he won wide approbation for the film "The Bodyguard" where literally nothing happens to Costner's face throughout the whole movie. He pulled the same trick again some years later with "Wyatt Earp" except this time he grew a mustache onto which he shoveled the burden of his acting responsibilities.

Kevin Costner's Butt

Nobody likes Kevin Costner's butt as much as Kevin Costner. Conversely, nobody likes Kevin Costner as much as Kevin Costner's butt and this off-screen affair often spills over into the films they make together.

Far be it from being a distraction from their performances however, the relationship between Kevin Costner and Kevin Costner's butt often injects an element of much-needed chemistry on screen.

Costner's Butt

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